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Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.
"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.
"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."
Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.
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when i was a kid
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simonsez
(10.10.2003 10:30:00 PM EST)
i ordered a ice creme sunday and the waitress asked if i wanted my nuts crushed. i pulled my roy rogers six shooters and asked if she wanted her tits shot off
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