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Man Gets $3-Million for 3-Day Erection

By: robnoxiousPublished: 11/24/2003
 
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How much is a painful three-day erection worth? How about $3-million?

A New Jersey judge awarded that amount to a man who needed surgery to relieve the condition, after undergoing treatment at the Male Sexual Dysfunction Institute in Chicago.

But an appeals court ordered Judge Alexander Lehrer to lower the amount of the award.

He did, but by only a penny.

Now, the appellate panel has taken the case away from Lehrer.

But the judge is defending his action. Lehrer says he feels the patient should have gotten more than $3-million, because he can no longer function sexually.

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    what an idiot (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (11.25.2003 3:22:32 PM EST)

    You know how much he could have made making porn movies with an erection that lasts for days?

    Can't function sexually? (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2003 7:58:24 PM EST)


    Hell, my ex wife has had that condition for years and nobody gave us a dman dime.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Big deal (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (11.24.2003 7:58:11 PM EST)


    I think Gloria would pay that much if I could keep it hard for ten minutes.

    waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahah

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    I Just Wana... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.24.2003 7:37:01 PM EST)

    Cum like a woman.

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

    well (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.24.2003 3:43:25 PM EST)

    hell thats alot of money for a hardon..,..

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