"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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Tanzania - A Tanzanian man killed himself by drinking a chemical used in cattle dips, leaving a suicide note saying it was to escape a nagging wife, police said on Wednesday.
The body of the 32-year-old was found in the commercial capital Dar es Salaam on Sunday with the suicide note and a glass containing traces of the chemical, used for killing insects on livestock, regional police commissioner Alfred Tibaigana told Reuters.
"I've decided to end my life," Tibaigana quoted the suicide note as saying.
"I am fed up with the constant nagging of my first wife."
Police did not have any further details about the man's death in the east African country, where polygamy is common.
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yeah
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.04.2004 9:55:49 AM EST)
they try to kill ya I believe...
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I want some, too!
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started by
willi
(01.04.2004 0:20:05 AM EST)
Finally, something that will give me some relief from the pest and parasite that's been irritating me the last couple of years.
God, I hope I don't reincarnate, otherwise I'll have to reapply as needed.
Weapon's of Mass Bitch's...
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michaelcarl
(01.03.2004 5:44:42 PM EST)
I know nobody else want's to say it and ya it not politically correct, but I feel his pain!
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