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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us."
—Western Union internal memo, 1876
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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breath smell is so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 Man Accused of Stealing Inmate Underwear | | By: portajon | Published: 01/30/2004 | | |  |
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Long Island, N.Y. - A civilian employee at the Nassau County jail could find himself behind bars after being charged with stealing more than $13,000 worth of underwear intended for indigent inmates.
John Cofield Jr., 39, of Uniondale, was arrested Thursday on one count of third-degree grand larceny, said Nassau County District Attorney Denis Dillon.
Cofield, who worked as a laborer at the jail in East Meadow, is accused of regularly stealing packages of underwear and socks over the last two years. The 2,284 packages of underwear was intended for distribution to both male and female indigent inmates, Dillon said.
"We estimate the total value of the clothing he stole at $13,704," the prosecutor said.
Cofield, who pleaded innocent at his arraignment in First District Court in Hempstead, could face up to seven years in prison if convicted. He was released without bail. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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On Sesame Street, Bert's goldfish were named Lyle and Talbot, presumably after the actor Lyle Talbot.
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