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By: portajonPublished: 02/01/2004
 
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DULUTH, Minn. -- A cat found out in the Minnesota cold has earned the name "Frosty."

A man found the 4-year-old gray-and-white tomcat frozen to the ground in Duluth on Jan. 6. It had been about 20 below that night.

One eye was frozen shut, and he had open wounds on his head and neck.

Kelly Johnson works at the city animal shelter. She says she didn't think the cat would live. But she gave the dehydrated cat fluids intravenously, and wrapped him in warm towels straight out of the dryer. She repeated the process every two hours, and came in during the evenings to check on him.

The cat didn't move for three days. But now he's OK. Frostbite left wounds on his ears and burned away patches of fur.

But animal workers say the cat seems to be grateful for all the attention, and they expect to find a permanent home for him soon.

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    *Raises hand frantically* (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (02.01.2004 4:30:53 PM EST)


    I volunteer to give it a permanent home..

    hehehe

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Awww... (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (02.01.2004 12:03:09 PM EST)

    Now that's a really sweet story!

    Meow

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    started by bigjohn2
    (02.01.2004 11:03:15 AM EST)

    damned thats crazy

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    started by michaelcarl
    (02.01.2004 9:34:44 AM EST)

    My brother stayed in Duluth and they had in between buildings ropes with knots in them so they would'nt get lost in the snow.

    Stop Drop and Roll, don't work in Hell.

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    started by tjshere
    (02.01.2004 1:37:02 AM EST)


    And any of my tax dollars went toward paying for the energy to heat those towels, I would be furious!!

    Geez, those idiots ruined a perfectly good piece of garden art!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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