Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
 
 

Random Quote
 
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
 
 


Explorers To Wear Condoms To Stop Fish Swimming Up Their Penises

By: portajonPublished: 02/03/2004
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish swimming up their penises.

The New Zealand team plan to swim in the Amazon and don't want the small catfish in their bladders.

The fish is attracted to urine and has to be surgically removed from the bladder, where it dies.

Expedition doctor Marc Shaw says: "It's the only place in the world where you put on a condom to go swimming."

Dr Shaw, from Hamilton's Anglesea Clinic, says the explorers could wear a cricket box instead.

He adds their third option is to "just hold tight."

"If the fish swims up there the pain is excruciating and the fish has to be surgically removed from the bladder," he says.

The group of 26 plan to study people's use of water and will end their trip in Venezuela, the Waikato Times reports.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Fish Hook
  • Virtual pet fish
  • Fresh Fish Fall on English Town
  • Tourists forced to swim through freshwater crocs when boat sinks
  • Man Charged With Assault In Latest Fish Beating
  • Heads Up at an Australian Fish Market
  • Swim Suit
  • Fish Eye
  • Alone with a fish
  • Sink or swim
  • Mount the fish
  • Fish Philosophy
  • Swim Upstream
  • Fish And Chips
  • Swim Competition
  • Talented fish
  • Big Fish
  • The Fish Are Biting
  • Go Fish
  • Dead Fish

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    never (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.03.2004 3:47:06 PM EST)

    heard of anything like that before....lmfao

    Seems like..... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.03.2004 1:18:27 AM EST)


    A 12 pack would flush them critters outta there.

    Or at least ease the pain.

    So what do women use, corks?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
    Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
    08.08.2008

    Naked Man Arrested After Hijacking Las Vegas Bus
    Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip ...
    08.07.2008

    Rate This!

    4.15 Goofballs of 5
    13 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Sex Gadget Gets Man in Trouble at Airport
    Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
    09.03.2006

    Woman Crashes While Teaching Dog to Drive
    A woman in Hohhot Beijing, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
    09.02.2006

    Teattime Love Bite
    Was this the only way she was able to get him to make ...
    07.27.2006

    Kids' Show Host Fired Over 'Technical Virgin' Video
    The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called "Technical Virgin."
    07.25.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Goofball Facts
     
    Elephants only sleep two hours a day.