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Johnny Cash's Ring Of Fire

By: tjsherePublished: 02/20/2004
 
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NEW YORK - Advertising writers in Florida were planning to pitch hemorrhoid-relief products with a commercial featuring Johnny Cash's classic song Ring of Fire, but his family says there's no way they'll let it happen.

"We would never allow the song to be demeaned like that," Cash's daughter, singer Rosanne Cash, told the Tennessean in Sunday's editions.

Ring of Fire was written by Cash's wife, June Carter Cash, and Merle Kilgore, who is now Hank Williams Jr.'s manager. Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash died last year.

TV producer Sula Miller of Big Grin Productions in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., said she came up with the idea when she was struggling with that uncomfortable medical condition and heard the song on the radio.

At the time, Kilgore said he thought the idea was funny, and that he often joked about hemorrhoids onstage whenever he'd introduce Ring of Fire, which includes the words "burns, burns, burns."

But Cash's family isn't laughing.

"He (Merle) started talking about this moronic tie-in without talking to any of us," Rosanne Cash told the newspaper. "The song is about the transformative power of love and that's what it has always meant to me and that's what it will always mean to the Cash children."

Kilgore said it wasn't his intention to upset the family.

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    You know (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.22.2004 1:28:59 PM EST)

    this burns my ass too...

    If my family can make money on me after I'm dead and buried then so be it.

    I sat down on a burning ring of fire
    I went down, down, down as the pain got up higher
    and it burns, burns, burns that ring of fire.

    Folks, try Hemo-Shrink-O... it reduces Hemorrhoids to a bare minimum so you will no longer suffer from that burning ring of fire.

    twang twang

    I think (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.22.2004 9:20:38 AM EST)

    they should leave there music alone I dont think they would have went for this...

    Personally I think (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (02.20.2004 5:39:10 PM EST)

    if Johnny and June were still alive they would allow it.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    What a sleazy idea (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.20.2004 10:55:48 AM EST)


    That really burns my ass.

    Waaaaa hahahahahaha! I still think this is freakin' hilarious!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Sounds like... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (02.20.2004 1:25:08 AM EST)

    a pretty hot issue to me.

    Personally, I'd agree with the family.

    Nice report here TJ.

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