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BERLIN - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.
"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.
The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.
Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.
The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
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bigjohn2
(02.29.2004 9:17:03 PM EST)
your right buddy with a partner the whole block would have been awake....
Amazing
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started by
tjshere
(02.29.2004 1:10:21 AM EST)
Just imagine how much noise he would have made if he'd had a partner.
Hahahaha, I like your title on this one, boss.
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