Botched Ball Washing Maneuver
By: portajon	Published: 03/02/2004
On a bet, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Straddling the ball washer, Sanchez dangled his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez’s scrotum in place, thus wedging them in solidly. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez’s scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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It had to be a Mexican!!! (0 replies) started by stevenj (03.22.2004 6:02:42 PM EST) It make the rest of us look bad. And no, I don't think there was alcohol in volved, it's called Machismo, and it's been the ruin of many of my brown brothers. It starts with a " I don't think you got the balls to do it" and poof....

Tons of links on Google... (0 replies) started by crazyfingers (03.04.2004 9:49:03 PM EST) about this guy. This one is my favorite: http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/ballwash.htm If the banner is not flashing, you're a loser.

I'll bet (0 replies) started by beo469 (03.04.2004 4:18:45 PM EST) He never does that again.

I wish (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.03.2004 6:55:44 PM EST) I could have seen that. Hey Critic! What kind of driver did you buy? Waaaa Hahahahahaha

He'll be no good in a fight now (0 replies) started by thecritic (03.03.2004 0:31:55 AM EST) no balls.

Well (0 replies) started by tjshere (03.02.2004 7:32:21 PM EST) At least when he got to surgery his ball was already clean.

boy that (0 replies)   started by bigjohn2 (03.02.2004 3:53:57 PM EST) guy has some real friends huh. and I am guessing that alcohol was involved here...

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