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 Gay Lovers Climb Tree In Central Park, Then Get Busy | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 04/25/2004 | | |  |
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NEW YORK -- Two gay lovers--a man in a black dress and a teenager in only a pair of shorts--protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for hours.
The lovers, ages 32 and 17, scaled the 55-foot larch tree next to the Chess and Checkers House around 4 p.m., said Detective John Sweeney, a police department spokesman.
The couple had told the teen's parents about their relationship and been rebuked, police said.
The man played on branches near the top of the tree and waved at onlookers while the boy sat quietly a few feet below him. Police said the man later stripped down to a thong to taunt them after engaging in sexual activity with his lover.
Police were alerted to the mischief when an onlooker flagged down a bicycle officer. When Emergency Services Unit officers responded, "the two individuals began to shout obscenities to the approaching officers, threatening to push the officers down and throw branches at them in an effort to ward the officers off," police Inspector William Callahan said.
The two were in danger of falling because the tree's largest branches were only 4 inches thick and couldn't support their weight for long, said police, who set up an inflatable safety mat on the ground.
Police negotiators who went up the tree to talk the couple down gave them soft drinks and water. A crowd of about 100 onlookers stood nearby.
After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers and began to lure them down. The names of the lovers were not immediately released.
The couple were taken to a hospital for evaluation, and Callahan said arrests and criminal charges depended on the outcomes of those evaluations.
No one was injured in the bizarre Earth Day stunt, Callahan said.
"When I heard they were in a tree," he said, "I figured it was very fitting."Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Go get a vet
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buckwild4551
(04.25.2004 8:07:32 AM EST)
If they wanted to get them down they should've got a veternarian to come put a tranqulizer dart in their ass just where they like it.That way they wouldn't have to worry about the tree or other onlookers.
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