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In a freak mishap, Union Agriculture Minister Rajnath Singh's helicopter pilot died today, after his head was chopped off by its rotor in Uttaranchal.
The pilot, Colonel Anil Nakra, on seeing some smoke emanating from the chopper, went to its rear to see the fault. But his head got chopped off by the revolving rotor.
The incident took place when Singh was addressing an election rally at Jasra in Udham Singh Nagar.
The minister skipped his rally at Saharanpur and proceeded to Delhi by road. An inquiry has been ordered into the incident.
Probably just as well...
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started by
elwood
(05.10.2004 8:48:33 AM EST)
that they had to go by road.
Personally, I wouldn’t want a guy,
dumb enough to stick his head in the rotor,
flying the copter that I’m riding in!
Never have I seen....
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started by
willi
(05.09.2004 3:55:57 AM EST)
so many words in so few sentences that I would have no idea how to spell.
Good job, Rob.
Husyurdaddi, or is that who's your daddy?
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