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 Blind Man, Drunk Friend Drive Golf Cart Through Town | | By: robnoxious | Published: 06/16/2004 | | |  |
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PEACHTREE CITY, Ga. -- A blind man was charged with reckless conduct after he drove a golf cart through the city with help from an inebriated friend.
Samuel McClain, 35, drove two miles through winding streets --also accompanied by his guide dog -- before running into a parked car, police said.
No one was hurt, but McClain and Michael Johnston, 47, were charged with reckless conduct "due to the blatant disregard for public safety," according to police reports.
The report said McClain drove the cart Saturday while Johnston gave directions after having six or seven beers.
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Must be a retirement community
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dsk8er96
(06.17.2004 2:43:57 PM EST)
If there are "paved cart paths", Why is this guy in trouble, half the people there cant see either. He was able to drive 2 miles and no problems, hell Old people have probs when they are pulling out of a parking space.Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC
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