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She reportedly made the kinky video more than a decade ago, before she became a star. It shows Diaz wearing nothing but fishnets, high heels, and a smile.
Cameron Diaz is furious after the steamy S&M video showing her getting down and dirty has been put on the internet.
The kinky footage, made when the Hollywood star was a 19-year-old unknown actress, shows her posing topless and walking a leather-masked man like a dog.
The blonde beauty, who is dating teen heartthrob Justin Timberlake is seen clad in leather and fishnet stockings whipping a chained-up male model.
She then sprays her bare breasts with a can of compressed air, giggling, "Whoa! Look at them! Look how big they got!"
Don't see why she'd get so upset. She's done nudity in movies, hasn't she? She looks HOT in the clip but it certainly isn't porno. Maybe she needs to talk to Paris Hilton. Hahahahahahaha!
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dsk8er96
(07.09.2004 1:46:34 PM EST)
I know no one plays this no more, but I'M First!!
I dont post much, but I have been a fan for a few years.
Wierd how these older women going for the younger Guys. HMM "Something about youngins?" DC
Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC
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