"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she's got Afro's on her nipples!
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Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
Fox News is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France victory.. In a random check for foreign substances, French authorities found three substances banned by the French in Armstrong's Paris hotel room.
The three substances were toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
Additionally, French officials found several other items with which they were unfamiliar, including testicles and a backbone.
Perfect stragetegy sticking this in the news section. If it had been in with the jokes I would have been looking for a punchline but this way it caught me flat-footed. Freakin' HILARIOUS! I never tire of Frog bashing.
that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Waaa hahahahahaha
Oh man that's funny.
Holy crap, Rob!
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meesha
(08.13.2004 1:42:07 AM EST)
Damn, this is hilarious!!!!
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