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Man Drives Home After Passenger Decapitated

By: tjsherePublished: 08/31/2004
 
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MARIETTA, Ga. -- A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, leaving the headless body in his truck, police said.

A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities, said Cpl. Dana Pierce, county police spokesman.

Officers found Hutcherson asleep inside his home. He was visibly drunk and his clothes were bloody, authorities said. They later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site.

"It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you," Pierce said.

Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney.

Police said Hutcherson and Brohm -- friends since high school -- were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar.

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    Wow (0 replies)
    started by webboss
    (09.05.2004 7:55:07 PM EST)

    So that's how rednecks loose their heads

    That happened to me!!! (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.02.2004 5:38:25 PM EST)

    Man I've lost my head so many time's.

    I just got stung by a ton a Bee's!

    He Must Have Leaned (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (08.31.2004 9:46:55 PM EST)

    Out the window to puke and lost more than his cookies.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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