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Uh, HELLO?!? It's a *Volcano*!!! Geez, people are stupid
By: anonymous
Published: 10/03/2004
MOUNT ST. HELENS NATIONAL MONUMENT, Wash. Volcano watchers are partying near Mount St. Helens.
An impromptu tailgate party is set up along the shores of Silver Lake for a straight-on view of the mountain.
Folks have set up lawn chairs and cameras on tripods. Radios are turned to the news and a nearby pizza joint is doing thriving business.
Welder Deam Strahm says he missed the massive 1980 eruption and wasn't going to miss this one. He brought camping gear, a cooler and planned to stay all night.
If it's natural for them to be there when it blows.. then it's natural that they die!??!!
If they're that dumb..
So be it!
Oh.. that's just harsh.
Sorry.. Not much understanding for those with a death wish.
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