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Oregon Man's TV Signals For Help

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/26/2004
 
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CORVALLIS, Ore - An Oregon man's flat-screen T-V is loaded with all the bells and whistles -- including one option he'd rather not have.

A couple of weeks ago the Toshiba with built-in V-C-R, D-V-D and C-D player starting emitting the international distress signal.

An orbiting search and rescue satellite picked up the signal and before long Chris van Rossman heard a knock at the door.

Air Force officials, a police officer and a search and rescue deputy were outside.

Officials have told him to keep the T-V off or face a fine.

A Toshiba spokeswoman says this is the first time the company has heard of such a problem.

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    Is this Mark? (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.26.2004 4:40:17 PM EST)


    If so, he's in deep shit. Ain't no way Meesha is gonna miss her soaps. Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    those (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.26.2004 4:04:14 PM EST)

    tvs are getting too damn smart..

    perfect for the guy who (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.26.2004 3:02:49 PM EST)

    cant get off the couch hahaha

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