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Off With My Balls If They Win

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/08/2005
 
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LONDON, England -- A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

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    No big deal (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (02.10.2005 0:27:47 AM EST)


    They belonged to his wife anyway

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    He should..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.09.2005 9:51:46 PM EST)


    Slam them up against the drywall to encourage his team to go balls to the wall next time.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    One Ass Hole (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.08.2005 10:27:43 PM EST)

    Zero balls. That would be an improvement in the gene pool.

    at least (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.08.2005 7:51:55 PM EST)

    he's a man of his words...

    That Takes Balls...... (0 replies)  
    started by dsk8er96
    (02.08.2005 3:35:27 PM EST)

    Well not really. Mental cases never made any sense to me.

    Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC

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