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Airport Hanky Panky

By: robnoxiousPublished: 02/15/2005
 
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A British man and a Swedish woman have been reprimanded for letting the Valentine spirit get to them in an airport terminal.

The couple were caught having sex in a corridor at Manchester Airport after enjoying a bottle of Baileys together.

Witnesses said the couple had met earlier in the day when their flight to Copenhagen was delayed because of snow.

They decided to lay together next to the BMI check-in desk in Terminal 3 on a makeshift bed of coats while preparing for take-off.

But they were spotted by a security guard who called police.

The couple, thought to be in their 20s, were brought down to earth when officers arrived.

Luckily for them the impromptu airport loving was over by the time police arrived and they were not charged with indecency.

A Greater Manchester Police spokeswoman said: "Police were alerted to reports that a couple were acting indecently in the Terminal 3 check-in hall at Manchester Airport at around 2am.

"Officers spoke to the couple and, finding that no offence had been committed, decided that no further action was required."

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