"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
Random Quote
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." — Woody Allen
Snapple Facts
#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
One Liners
Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A. One US leader.
Officer's Gun Falls From Pants, Shoots Man In Other Bathroom Stall
By: anonymous
Published: 04/22/2005
This is a story they'll be telling around the San Antonio Police Department for a long time.
A police spokesman says an off-duty officer was at a San Antonio auto auction house Wednesday when nature called.
Officer Craig Clancy strolled to the appropriate facility and was lowering his trousers when his pistol fell from his waistband. When Clancy fumbled for the falling firearm, it went off -- twice.
One of the bullets nicked a bit of floor tile into the leg of a man who was washing his hands nearby. That man was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
uhmm
(0 replies)
started by
leadj
(04.27.2005 8:07:23 AM EST)
thats a heck of a bathroom break. When your done, someones off to the hospital, and its not YOU!
well
(0 replies)
started by
thecritic
(04.23.2005 0:37:50 AM EST)
internal affairs can kiss the crack of my big fat arse. A cop takes a crap and his gun goes off and all of a sudden he's a criminal
Golly!
(0 replies)
started by
obxbeachbum
(04.22.2005 10:49:26 PM EST)
That's a real pistol of a story by.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Top 10 April Fool's Pranks From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
04.01.2007
This Explains A Lot More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
05.13.2006
Model's Blonde Moment A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door ...
05.12.2006
Foot Fetish Freak Finally Caught A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years ...
05.11.2006
