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Teacher Clings To Mother In Life And Death

By: robnoxiousPublished: 10/05/2005
 
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HYDERABAD, India - A professor of English in southern India loved his mother so much that he lived with her corpse for 20 years. When he died, the pair were laid to rest in the same grave.

Syed Abdul Gafoor's mother died in 1985, but he refused to bury her, authorities said

Instead, he preserved her body with chemicals and kept it at home in a glass case, causing his wife to leave him and sparking a social boycott in Siddavatta village in Andhra Pradesh state.

"He kept the body intact and lived in isolation till he died Saturday " district administrator Ashok Kumar told Reuters.

Gafoor, 60, was buried along with his mother in a single grave near the village mosque according to his last wish, Kumar said.

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    Well (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.08.2005 9:51:54 AM EST)


    I can think of better ways, but at least it got rid of his wife.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Gafoor the Goof... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.07.2005 7:01:48 PM EST)

    I tried that with a cat once.

    It feels like electricity running through every vein of my body.

    Ted Kennedy does that (0 replies)  
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.06.2005 3:34:36 PM EST)


    preserves his body with chemicals that is.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

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