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Man Falls To Death During Spitting Contest

By: robnoxiousPublished: 11/30/2005
 
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Chicago -- A 23-year-old man suffered fatal injuries when he fell from his Mt. Prospect balcony during a spitting contest with his friends, police in northwest suburb said Tuesday.

Bartosz Drobek was participating in a "spitting contest" with his friends at 12:35 a.m. Monday on the balcony of his apartment building at 1700 W. Palm Drive in the suburb, when he lost his balance and fell to the ground, according to a Mt. Prospect police news release.

Drobek struck his head on the pavement two stories below, according to the release. He had earlier gone out onto the balcony to smoke cigarettes with two other people, according to the release.

Drobek was taken to Advocate Lutheran General Hospital in Park Ridge in critical condition and was pronounced dead there at 12:25 p.m. Tuesday, according to a Cook County Medical Examiner's Office spokesman.

Police believe the fall was an accident, but continued to investigate the circumstances of Drobek's death Tuesday afternoon, according to the news release.

Drobek, his brother and a friend, were competing in a spitting-distance contest, according to Ollech.

He said at one point, Drobek crouched down and sprung up to spit off the balcony and went over the railing.

His brother and friend immediately called 911 following the accident.

Drobek had been consuming alcohol prior to the fall, Ollech said. No citations were given out to anyone involved, he said.

Ollech could not provide background on the man and calls to two residents in the apartment building went unanswered Tuesday afternoon.

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    LMAO... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (12.02.2005 7:59:53 PM EST)

    just over the Title!

    Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

    Yeah, it seems only fair (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2005 10:58:31 AM EST)


    That if men have spitting contests, women ought to have swallowing contests. No balconies required.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Should have swallowed (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.01.2005 1:11:33 AM EST)


    I tell all the women that as I push them over the balcony

    uhmm, wow (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (11.30.2005 11:49:27 PM EST)

    and who would have thought, alcohol was involved. I guess thats for the best, who wants to be as the guy who died during a spitting contest and was SOBER.

    great find Rob

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