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#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Novi Sad - A Serbian funeral director is facing legal action after organising the burial of a man who was still alive.
The mistake was noticed only as the coffin was being lowered into the ground, prompting angry scenes from grieving relatives.
The family from Novi Sad in Serbia had been told that the head of their family, Bogoljub Topalovic, 84, had died in hospital. But the body of another man who had died at the same hospital was in the coffin.
Mourners realised a mistake had been made when Bogoljub rang his daughter on her cellphone during the funeral service to ask why no one had been to visit him for a few days.
Bonus-hunting medical staff tipped off funeral staff about deaths. A nurse scribbled the wrong name as she rushed to tell the undertaker - and claim a bonus.
Hey Bogoljub, is it really you? Where you calling from?
or even worse....
Hey Bogoljub, is it really you? Are you haunting me because I screwed your wife. Man, I'm sorry about that.
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