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Diviorced While Sleeping

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/27/2006
 
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NEW DELHI, India -- A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of India reported.

Sohela Ansari told friends that her husband Aftab had uttered the word "talaq," or divorce, three times in his sleep, according to the report published in newspapers on Monday.

When local Islamic leaders got to hear, they said Aftab's words constituted a divorce under an Islamic procedure known as "triple talaq." The couple, married for 11 years with three children, were told they had to split.

The religious leaders ruled that if the couple wanted to remarry they would have to wait at least 100 days. Sohela would also have to spend a night with another man and be divorced by him in turn.

The couple, who live in the eastern state of West Bengal, have refused to obey the order and the issue has been referred to a local family counseling center.

India's minority Muslim population is governed by Islamic personal laws on issues such as marriage, divorce and property inheritance.

"This is a totally unnecessary controversy and the local 'community leaders' or whosoever has said it are totally ignorant of Islamic law," said Zafarul-Islam Khan, an Islamic scholar and editor of The Milli Gazette, a popular Muslim newspaper.

"The law clearly says any action under compulsion or in a state of intoxication has no effect. The case of someone uttering something while asleep falls under this category and will have no impact whatsoever," Khan said.

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    The key here is (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.28.2006 2:02:38 AM EST)


    she has to spend a night with another man... find that bastard and you'll find the guy who set this all up.

    thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.27.2006 9:30:48 PM EST)

    stupid shit right there

    Ya know what's really scary? (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.27.2006 12:26:59 PM EST)


    This isn't some tiny, oddball religious cult. There are actually millions of people all over the world who believe in this shit.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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