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WESTMINSTER, Colorado -- A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder, police said.
Witnesses reported seeing a flash of light shortly before the motorcyclist struck the center divider on U.S. 36 Wednesday, police spokesman Tim Read said.
Gary Missi, 46, of Longmont was pronounced dead at the scene.
A coroner's investigation was under way to determine whether the lightning bolt, the collision or something else caused his death, Read said.
The lightning blasted a 4-inch-deep hole in the highway and sent chunks of asphalt hurtling across the highway.
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michaelcarl
(06.27.2006 8:56:54 PM EST)
is here, http://mfile.akamai.com/12930/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0622/9411141.200k.asx
I guess
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roger
(06.22.2006 3:50:57 PM EST)
that disproves the theory that the rubber tires will keep you grounded and safe. I also wonder why his helmet didn't save him.
On another note, it's rumored that his last words were, "Harley Shit!!!"
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