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    And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms?

    By: robnoxiousPublished: 07/19/2006
     
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    Chicago (AP) -- Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.

    FitzSimons, who called the Cubs on-field peformance unacceptable when Tribune's 2nd-quarter earnings were released last week, said in a memo to employees that an undetermined number of ``unnecessary or overlapping'' positions would be eliminated. The Cubs have compiled the third-worst record in baseball this year despite having one of the highest payrolls.

    Sources in the player's union said they expect buyouts to be offered. Among the positions they expect to be eliminated are the second baseman, middle-relief pitchers and the manager.

    FitzSimons said in a conference call with baseball analysts that second base can be covered by the shortstop or, on ground balls to the left side of the field, by the pitcher, who has downtime available between pitches. He said the Cubs also anticipate using overshifts for every batter, using the Internet to cover the positions left vacant.

    He acknowledged the possible loss of some double plays, but said they're statistically rare, which doesn't make sense on a cost-benefit basis, and mainly appeal to older fans.

    The franchise's new 5-year strategic plan calls for starting pitchers to throw complete-game shutouts, or at least 8 and a third innings, eliminating the need for middle-relief pitchers and all but one closer, who can sell beer for the prior eight innings. By throwing shutouts, the company also expects to be able to save money on batters, who will need to score only one run.

    Managers will be shared with minor league teams in the Cubs farm system, FitzSimons told the analysts.

    "I don't expect the quality of the games will be diminished,'' he said, noting that Little League teams have functioned with much smaller coaching staffs and much lower salaries for the players. ``People have been coming to see baseball for decades, and there's no reason to expect that will change."

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    It looks like (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.20.2006 12:30:46 PM EST)


    Teattime is still sucking hind teat.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LOL (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.19.2006 10:27:40 AM EST)


    Now I know why the Cubs play so many day games. The're too cheap to pay for lighting.

    Hey, maybe Odalis Perez could help them. I'd vote to send him there for free.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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