"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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SEATTLE - When Mark Calvert isn't greeting shoppers at Liquidation World in his Santa suit, he entertains viewers of "Bong Hit Championship," a public-access show where he uses a stopwatch to time how long
callers can inhale marijuana from a water pipe. Calvert's show last week showed him cheering on a 14-year-old caller as he inhaled. Calvert later boasted of his work as a Santa at Liquidation World. A store spokesman said the store was unaware of Calvert's other line of work when he was hired last week.
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