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... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
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An unidentified man, apparently distrught over being jilted by his former girlfriend, made an attempt at
revenge that was his final act this past weekend.
He found her car parked outside of a local establishment, pulled up, and got out of his car holding a shotgun. He decided to smash her windshield, using the butt end of the shotgun like a club.
However, he ended up accidentally shooting himself when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. He was pronounced DOA at arrival to the hospital an hour later.
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