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Q. What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison? A. Fryday.
Police in Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a kitchen colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a xerox machine. A piece of paper with the words "HE'S LYING" was placed in the copier. After the
suspect responded to each question, the officers would press the "COPY BUTTON", and the words, "HE'S LYING", would print out. The suspect figured the "LIE DETECTOR" had the goods on him, so he confessed.
I would not do it in a house, I would not do it with a mouse. I would not do it in a box, I would not do it with a fox. I would not do it in a tree, Sam-I-am you let me be!
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