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Clinton Wax Off

By: JskillsPublished: 12/28/1998
 
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SYDNEY, Austrialia --

There has been some recent concern at the famous Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Sydney, Australia. It seems that one of their newer exhibits is being consistently tampered with. Curators there have had to go to some special effort to keep one of its exhibits "respectable".

"We were finding that every time we went past Bill Clinton, the zipper was undone," says manager Vicky Brown.

The baisc issue is that in the museum, the wax representations "are very accessible," she said. "People tend to get up close to get their photographs taken." The only possibly solution to combat this consistent problem was for the museum staff to sew the president's zipper shut.

Maybe Hillary should have tried that a while ago?

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