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A Look Back on Some Bizarre News from '98 part II

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/07/1999
 
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Man pulls gun at Taco Bell

A Michigan man, dissatisfied with the amount of beans in his burritos,is behind bars for brandishing a gun at a local Taco Bell.

Baby-switching hospital mixed up dead bodies too

A Virginia hospital that made headlines after switching babies at birth was again under investigation when the hospital gave the wrong infant for burial to a 17-year-old girl who had delivered the baby which died. The hospital claimed they do NOT have a record-keeping problem.

Woman mimics Titanic scene and drowns

Twenty five-year-old Michelle Brabaw drowned in a Michigan lake while imitating a famous scene from the movie "Titanic" when she fell off a boat and hit her head. Onlookers reported she appeared drunk when she stood on the bow of a pleasure boat with outstretched arms, lost her balance and tumbled overboard into Silver Lake.

Potato chips seasoned with cocaine

School children in north-central Mexico received cocaine instead of salt with their potato chips until authorities put a halt to it. Homemade potato chips sold outside a downtown school came with small packets of white powder wrapped in plastic. It appeared to be salt, but after a few complaints Health Ministry officials analyzed the substance and found it to be cocaine.

233-pound woman wants a chance to strip

A 230-pound Winnepeg woman sued a nightclub for not apologizing to her and for denying her the chance to strip. Sherry VanRooy says she was humiliated when the disc jockey at the club in the Balmoral Motor Hotel, refused to allow her on stage to be a stripper on amateur night.

Australian Airline installs syringe bins for drug users

Increasing numbers of discarded syringes found in aircraft has prompted Australia's Ansett Airlines, to install special disposal bins on planes to try to stop illegal drug users from dumping syringes. The big concern is the risk that an AIDS-infected drugs-user may drop a syringe and raise the risk of someone being accidentally pricked. So while smoking is still illegal on airlines, shooting up is not.

Onion prices bring tears to eyes in India

The onion, the most basic ingredient in nearly every Indian recipe was in short supply due to horrible weather conditions, which drove the prices up more than six times their regular price causing riots throughout India. Panicked politicians brought onions in from as far as Iran and Spain and even did the unthinkable: bought onions from their arch-enemy Pakistan proving that when you peel away the layers we find how simple life?s basic values are.

And if the shoe DOESN?T fit?

A woman in Scotland who had her car's hub caps stolen reported the theft to the police and thought nothing more of it until they were returned with a note from the thief saying: "You're lucky. They didn't fit."

I?ve heard of re-writing history, but movie plots?

?Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.? -- TV listing for the Wizard of Oz in the Marin Independent Journal

Man throws himself to lions in apparent suicide

A 27-year-old German man was found mauled to death by lions at a Nuremberg zoo in an apparent suicide. Workers entering the zoo in the morning saw a male lion sitting on top of the mutilated corpse while three female lions sat nearby. The man, who bled to death from his wounds, had stripped down to his undershirt outside the cage, crossed a water divide and then climbed over a fence to get into the enclosure, leading them to conclude he committed suicide.

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