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A Look Back at '98s Stupid Criminals

By: JskillsPublished: 01/08/1999
 
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Man tests positive for pregnancy

Twenty-year-old John Issa had to meet with probation officers and submit a urine sample before being sentenced for stealing Christmas gifts off doorsteps. He raised more than just an eyebrow when the urine test came back positive for pregnancy. Turns out Issa is a normal male, but his wife, the true donor of the urine is pregnant. Issa was ordered to produce a second sample which tested positive for the presence of cocaine.

Woman gives birth on Internet, is identified as criminal

Elizabeth Ann Oliver, hungry for fame popped out a child on the Internet but didn?t think that others might recognize her as the major bad check writer who ripped off dozens of shopkeepers.

Fugitive applies for police job

A Nevada fugitive wanted on fraud charges was arrested when he applied to become a town police officer Connecticut. Alexander Ocasio, of Las Vegas, was arrested after the standard background check for applicants to the police force turned up his fugitive warrant. Police called Ocasio in to get his fingerprints, saying it was part of the job application. Said Matthew Dushoff, a Nevada deputy attorney general, "It's one of the dumbest things he could have done. We never would have found him otherwise, and he walked right into it." That's not terribly encouraging as there aren?t too many fugitives from the law are lining up for law enforcement jobs.

Police chase robber in chicken suit

Swedish police pursued a man who tried to rob a post office dressed in a chicken suit. The robber, disguised in a yellow chicken outfit, failed to steal any money from the post office but did seriously upset a female cashier.

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