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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
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A 230-pound Winnepeg woman sued a nightclub for not apologizing to her and for denying her the chance to strip. Sherry VanRooy says she was humiliated when the disc jockey at the club in the Balmoral Motor Hotel,
refused to allow her on stage to be a stripper on amateur night.
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AHHHHH
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BALLS47
(11.30.2000 11:09:28 AM EST)
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
Wrong Spelling
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started by
brockinghorse
(10.14.2000 5:35:44 PM EST)
The right spelling is Winnipeg and why can't she strip, everybody needs a good laugh.
Thank God.
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started by
SirSmurf
(10.01.2000 4:04:49 PM EST)
Someone give that d.j. a medal
Damn you Gargamel, damn you to hell
Awwww
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started by
1ShadowWolf
(08.28.2000 11:42:51 AM EST)
Let her dance, but notify the earthquake center first..ahahahhaa
Life's too short to worry about the small stuff!!!
damn right
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started by
obewan1234
(05.28.2000 7:24:18 PM EST)
there should be a wieght limit
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