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- Chinese doctors crafted a new penis for a boy whose penis was bitten off while he was petting a donkey. The elated boy was happy he is able to urinate normally for the first time since the accident earlier
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That's why....
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started by
BriRedfern
(01.17.2001 9:57:07 AM EST)
You keep your dick away from asses.
Child naked near a donkey?
(1 reply)
started by
BALLS47
(11.30.2000 10:54:58 AM EST)
Why did a kid have his dick out around a donkey in the rirst place?
That is the qestion we should be asking ourselves.
huh?
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started by
chorze
(09.30.2000 7:35:03 PM EST)
I thought donkeys didn't eat meat?!
Chineee Penis Kick Ass!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.07.2000 3:23:13 PM EST)
Go Chinee Go Chinee! Poor boy got his chinese wiener bitten off. He musta been beetin off. hyuk hyuk.
Penis Boy AKA SPAZ.
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started by
emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:15:36 PM EST)
1! what was a child doing near a cock eating donkey w/o supervision?!.
& 2! why hasen't this cock eating donkey been caught or killed.
&3! OPIE & ANTHONEY BETTER KEEP SPAZ FROM THIS COCK DEVOURING DONKEY AS THEY SHOULD HAVE THE TOMATO.
Michael A Salvo
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