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Boing!!!!!!
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started by
coupe
(01.19.2001 8:05:56 PM EST)
You are to smoke it !!!!
Don't eat it you Dumass!!!
What a waste of good shit!!!!
To Bad!!
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started by
ToCupid
(06.13.2000 10:26:15 AM EST)
Theres a lesson to be learned here.....never put your trust in condoms!
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