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Man Spends 142 days Buried Alive

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/22/1999
 
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LONDON- An Englishman set a world record for being buried alive for 142 days buried in a coffin-like box. Geoff Smith, 37, had himself buried last August in the garden of his local pub, and planned to remain underground for another eight days to claim a 150-day voluntary burial record. The cramped box, is seven feet long and 2.5 feet wide (2.10 metres by 70 cm) and will not allow Smith to sit up straight. Buried with him are books, a mobile phone, a television and family photos. Smith's contact with the outside world has been through a ventilation shaft that allows him to receive food and drink. The father of three has reclaimed for his family a record previously held by his mother, Emma Smith, whose 101-day burial record was broken in 1981 by an American. Should anyone beat his own record, Smith has said his 13-year-old son is ready to spend 200 days underground.

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