LONDON, UK (Reuters)--
A terrified British mother put police on red alert after mistaking the sound of lovemaking for a cry for help from her
daughter. The Independent newspaper said that two accidental phone calls woke the woman in Devizes, southern England, in
the small hours of the morning. Hearing moaning, groaning and shouting, she dismissed the first as an obscene call, but in the second she recognised her daughter crying:
"Oh my God", and heard a man's voice.
Convinced her daughter was being attacked in her bedroom 100 miles (160 km) away, she dialed the emergency number 999 and a police squad sped to the daughter's home to
investigate.
"Officers rushed round and found she wasn't being
attacked--in fact she was quite willing," a police spokesman said.
"They explained that during the moments of passion one of the couple pushed an auto-dial button on their phone with a toe. Unfortunately on both occasions it was the girl's mother's phone number,'' he said.
"This is a warning for other people--if you're going to indulge in this sort of thing, move the phone."
Cronk's Commentary:
Well I
can empathize with girl. I won't say why, but I can. Nevertheless, I never get wrong numbers like this. I would sure appreciate it after the countless wrong numbers from people who can't speak English, insisting that Rajeed must be in my house. Where are these girls? And what exactly was this girl SAYING? You think that an intelligent person can notice the difference between good sex and being attacked. I think that a person who is being attacked will NOT say, "oh yeah, baby... give it to me good...
no, no, the OTHER hole, the OTHER hole!"
