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 Clowning Around With Magilla | | By: Cronk | Published: 01/26/1999 | | |  |
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A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local authorities for illegally hunting gorillas.
He shoots them with a tranquilizer gun and dresses them in clown suits. So far six gorillas have been found wandering around in this condition.
A Ugandan spokesman stated that this was a person with a truly sick sense of humor. They felt this was a cruel practice, since they had to tranquilize the gorillas again to take the suits off!
Cronk's Commentary:
Well, I would be pissed off if someone tranquilized me and put a clown suit on me without my permission, but I would suspend
my judgement until I saw just what kind of clown suit it was. There are some very nice clown costumes and some very tacky ones, as well. And maybe those gorillas woke up thinking, "Wow! Cool clown suit."
Maybe on the next airing of the tv show "Sightings", we'll get to see Bigfoot roaming around the woods, wearing a lavender tutu. Anyway, I think life would be better if we put tuxedos on monkeys at the zoo so that they don't bend over and expose their pink, swollen asses to the onlookers. They
like to do that, you know.
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