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KABUL, Afghanistan - A man who survived a death sentence that involved being crushed under a toppled brick wall said his survival was proof of his innocence. Shuma Khan, convicted of sexually assaulting a boy, was buried beneath
the rubble of the 15-foot wall - the punishment for homosexuality in parts of Afghanistan controlled by the Taliban Islamic militia. After a tank knocked the wall over on Khan, he appeared to be dead and his body was loaded on a truck and taken to a hospital. But
doctors later said the 60-year-old man was only unconscious and suffered serious head injuries. Under Taliban law, a death sentence is commuted if the convicted person survives the execution.
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Is sometimes stranger than Fiction.
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Is sometimes stranger than Fiction.
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