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A bride-to-be suffered a nervous breakdown the night before
her wedding on the Greek island of Crete when she discovered the
groom,
dressed in her wedding gown, in the arms of his best man.
The future
husband and wife were celebrating at separate parties when the bride's
friends asked to go see the wedding dress at the couple's home.
When they
arrived, they found the gown-clad groom in a passionate embrace with the
best man.
The young woman has been treated at a clinic, and the wedding
has been canceled.
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BALLS47 SAYS...
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started by
BALLS47
(11.30.2000 9:55:45 AM EST)
ALL THE FUCKING GREEKS ARE FAGS. THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
first sucks
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started by
razor696
(10.02.2000 11:47:25 PM EST)
god i hate being first, and i hate those who are first, but oh well, since i'm here, i might as well go off for a minute. first of all, why the hell was he even wearing the wedding dress? and secondly, she didn't know he was a fag until she came home and found him there? sucks to be her. or him
man, fuck that
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