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By: PhantomPublished: 01/31/1999
 
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Michael Copp, 18, Sheffield Lake, Ohio, was charged with stealing his mother's credit card to pay for his 18-year-old girlfriend's breast enlargement surgery.

According to a police report, Copp's mother, Gaelene Pakrandt, told officers she had closed the account because her son charged $2,100 in car repair bills.

Police said Copp reopened the account without his mother's knowledge after he found the card in a drawer.

He charged $2,496 to the card to cover the surgery.

Most items purchased with a stolen credit card are confiscated and returned by police. But this case is a little different.

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