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Table pinched his privates

By: PhantomPublished: 02/06/1999
 
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A man who went to a chiropractic clinic last month for treatment of a sore back ended up with another kind of pain when he got his genitals caught in a folding exam table.

Now, James Van........is suing seeking damages for pain and suffering, disfigurement and for consequential damages -- such as the lack of sexual performance or enjoyment.

He said he went to the clinic and the chiropractor had him take off his clothes and lie face down on a table. He said his genitals fell between two parts of the table, and when the chiropractor adjusted the table, he got caught! "I got off of the table and I went down to my knees," A clinic employee drove him to a hospital, where a small part of damaged skin had to be removed.

His lawyer expects a settlement to the lawsuit to exceed "six figures."

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    that was stupid (0 replies)
    started by steelarse
    (02.07.2001 1:49:55 PM EST)

    how dumb would you have to be to get your nuts caught in a fuckin table?

    Tough way to perform a vasectomy. (0 replies)
    started by tangentman123
    (02.06.2001 4:15:12 PM EST)

    Or a bris, for that matter.

    No matter where you go, there you are.

    Ouch!!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by BriRedfern
    (02.06.2001 10:01:01 AM EST)

    My nuts hurt.....

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