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Caught with his pants down

By: PhantomPublished: 02/06/1999
 
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New York computer company owner Raviv Laor, 27, filed a $12 million lawsuit against Air France after crew members, responding to a smoke detector alarm on the non-smoking flight, smashed open the aircraft's lavatory door, pulled him off the toilet and accused him of smoking on the flight.

"It turned out the alarm was defective," Laor's attorney said, noting Loar had his pants and underpants down and was"in the process of going to the bathroom" when he "was viciously assaulted and physically attacked by several crew members who pulled him naked outside the bathroom exposing his genitals and other private body parts to seated passengers."

He probably wouldn't have sued if he had a large johnson

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    :-D (0 replies)
    started by silverspy0
    (02.07.2001 8:43:50 PM EST)

    That was good. I hate when people that think that they have some sort of "supreme power" pull crap like that.
    Might be just be, but I think that it's a little hard to "think" that you smell cigarette smoke. You either smell it or you don't.
    BeN

    :-D (0 replies)
    started by silverspy0
    (02.07.2001 8:39:29 PM EST)

    That was good. I hate when people that think that they have some sort of "supreme power" pull crap like that.
    Might be just be, but I think that it's a little hard to "think" that you smell cigarette smoke. You either smell it or you don't.
    BeN

    other private parts?? (1 reply)  
    started by Langevin
    (06.09.2000 5:27:10 PM EST)

    What's the private body parts OTHER than genitals? that's scary!

    Jimbo

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