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    Damn That Turtle!

    By: PhantomPublished: 02/10/1999
     
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    In Ireland, a man staggered into the emergency room of Belfast Hospital with a wind-up turtle attached to his testicles, explaining that his young son had dropped the toy into his bath.

    "A mechanical joint connected to his tender bits and jammed solid," a nurse said.

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