"I'm sure there's a lot of people frightened — biotechnology is a long wordand it sounds — they may say, well, I don't know if I'm smart enough to bein biotechnology, or it sounds too sophisticated to be in biotechnology." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Nov. 7, 2003
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die." — Mel Brooks
Snapple Facts
#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
Yo Mama ...
head is so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
One Liners
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.
A police officer in Ohio responded to a call that was made to
911. She had no details before arriving except that
someone was
reporting that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the
officer found the man face down on the couch, naked. When she
rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR if
necessary, she noticed burn marks around his genitals.
After the ambulance arrived and removed the man (who turned
out to be dead on arrival at hospital), the police made a closer
inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a
hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over they
discovered what caused his death. Apparently the man had a habit
of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole
and between two electric sanders (with the sandpaper removed for
obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the
... ahem ... discharge shorted out one of the sanders,
electrocuting him to death.
Darwin Award
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(06.20.2000 0:11:31 AM EST)
This one has potential!!!
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