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A Shot In The Balls

By: PhantomPublished: 02/11/1999
 
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A New York golf caddy filed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit against actor Michael Douglas, alleging that the film star injured him in the testicles with a golf shot.

As a result, James Parker's testicles ruptured from the impact of the golf ball and one testicle had to be removed.

Douglas aknowledged being a member of the players that had used the caddy, but denied being the person who struck the ball.

He allegedly hit the golf ball before Parker had reached a safe distance on the green, and did not yell "Fore" when he hit the ball.

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