"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." — singer Roger Daltry
Snapple Facts
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
One Liners
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low
altitude when another plane approached. It appears they decided
to "moon" the occupants of the other
plane, but lost control of
the plane and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage
with their pants around their ankles.
Editor's note: I would love to "go" with my pants around my
ankles, but not like this
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