"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
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"I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
Officials in Allen County, Indiana have passed a proposal
to charge inmates for their time in the lockup. From now on, a
stay in the county jail will cost you 30 bucks a night.
Police in Greenville, South Carolina say their new signs
warning motorists of "seat-belt safety checkpoints ahead" are
working fine, even though there are no checkpoints at all.
Maryland police have gone Greenville one better, using a
"look-alike cruiser" made of fiberglass to fool speeders into
slowing down. This program is not working quite as well. Last
week, somebody stole the fake car, and the dummy trooper behind
the wheel.
Well, at least they have job secuity. Crime never sleeps, and there are plenty of Neanderphucks out there breaking laws and getting caught.
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
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