South Africa is known as one of the highest crime countries in
the world with an annual murder rate of 52 people per 100,000 of
the population.
Below is a humorous way to tell how your in South Africa:
The police advise you not to stop if they wave you down in the
middle of the night, but rather speed past them and drive to
your nearest police station.
The Student Union "dimands" that academic achievement shouldn't
be a criterion for university acceptance, as it is
discriminatory.
Landlords may not evict illegal squatters unless they offer them
alternative accommodation.
Protest-marching strikers trash everything in their path and
that's okay, but a peaceful gay rights march is condemned.
Post Office workers are videotaped opening the mail and stealing
the contents, but the film may not be used in evidence, because
the workers were not informed that they were being filmed and
the filming is an intrusion on their privacy.
A government Minister is caught driving her car with a forged
license, but the case is dropped for "lack of evidence".
A minister of religion who stole millions from overseas-donated
funds for the oppressed, returns to the country to a hero's
welcome and is officially welcomed by the government,
represented by the Minister of Justice.
Government ministers meet with masked gang leaders to ask their
advice on how to reduce crime and violence.
Scholars protest at the lack of schooling facilities by
destroying school buildings.
Two tourist athletes are murdered in their beds and the
President says it won't affect tourism.
The entire country sees a thug admit on TV news to
murdering several people, but the police say they have no case.
You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
People start joking about the crime rate.
The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've
just reported.
You paint your cars registrations number on the roof in large
letters.
A Minister is fired and returns the government cell phone, but
keeps the government Bee-Em.
A 45-year-old engineer, gets replaced by a 25-year-old, who
cannot write his own name.
The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy
they are.
10% of the city's population pays for everyone else's
electricity and water supply, and get prosecuted if they refuse to pay.
A murderer gets a 2-year sentence and a pirate TV viewer a
6-month sentence.
The Constitutional Court declares the death sentence
unconstitutional, but rules that abortion is okay.
The prisoners strike!
Police stations now hire private security
firms to protect them.
