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How to get back your Greens Fees

By: PhantomPublished: 02/17/1999
 
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A Connecticut man whose golf shot ricocheted off a yardage marker 10 feet away and came back to hit him in the nose has sued the Minnichaug Golf Course for $15,000. His wife is also a plaintiff, claiming mental and emotional anguish due to resulting 'curtailment of unspecified family leisure time activities.'

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    Why don't ... (0 replies)
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    people except responsibility for their own screw-ups?

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    You fuckin Americans.. (0 replies)  
    started by jimjack
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    ..would sue your own grandmother. Disallow lawyers to work on contingency fees and you'd see a decline in law suits of about 98%.

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